Periods aren’t an excuse to get out of anything.
People who have never experienced blood pouring out of their genitals (via wiifitting)

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

bagmilk:

presenting in class like

image

stability:

So many songs to download so little motivation

erosgoldenstar:

Today my English teacher was acting grumpy and halfway through class she sighed and said “I’m sorry I’m cranky today guys, I just keep thinking about the How I Met Your Mother finale”

foodchewer:

today sucked but at least pasta still exists

chocolatevevo:

reasons to reblog my selfie

  • ur being nice
  • im beautiful
  • public service
  • ily

reasons not to reblog my selfie

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hateyouforlovingme:

who the fuck decided that humans don’t hibernate